God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater, or Pearls Before Swine - Kurt Vonnegut

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies – “GOD DAMN IT, YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIND!