The Last Boy Scout

— Pull up next to them, I'll yell at them.
— That's the lamest plan I ever heard! Bulletproof glass. They won't hear you. What are you doing?
— Drawing them a picture.
— What is that?
— A bomb.
— Looks like an apple with lines. They'll say, "Don't open the briefcase, it's full of fruit."
— You wanna draw the damn thing? Happy?
— Are you kidding me?
— Always criticizing my shit. I can't do nothing right.
— I forgot to tell you.
— "Bom" means "fuck you" in Polish.
— That's not funny, man. I almost bought it.
— Tragic loss to the art world, let me tell you.