Jimmy Dix – Character Quotes

— This ain't no game, Flash. Real guns. Real bullets. It's dangerous.
— Danger's my middle name.
— Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.

Wow. An actual house. I was thinking a cave with skulls and shit.

— If Mike knew this was dangerous... why did he just hand it to you, not say anything?
— He was fucking my wife. I die, he gets the wife.

— Cory could've had plenty of rich guys. Me, she loved.
— Oh, love. Well, forget about it, then.
— You don't believe in love?
— Yeah, I believe in love. I believe in cancer.
— What, they're both diseases?
— Yeah, something like that.

Joe Hallenbeck: — Don't touch anything. We don't wanna leave a mess for the cops.
Jimmy Dix: — Oh, my God. You vacuum, I'll dust.
Joe Hallenbeck: — Stay put.
Jimmy Dix: — Go, Tarzan.

Darian Hallenbeck: — What happened to your face?
Joe Hallenbeck: — My God. It speaks. Nothing happened to my face. It always looks like this.
Darian Hallenbeck: — What's wrong with his face?
Jimmy Dix: — His nose is too pointy. His eyes are beady. His ears are too big. He needs a shave.

— Guess you're not worried about the security system either. It's pretty high-tech. I put it in myself. But you probably know how to circumvent, huh?
— Circumvent?
— It's called a vocabulary. You read much?
— My subscription to Jugs Magazine just ran out.

— Get to the good stuff.
— I'll fast-forward.
— No, don't! It eats the tape! Fast-forward eats the fucking tape!
— I'm supposed to know that? Our only evidence and your shitty car ate the tape? Fucking car sucks.
— Shut the fuck up! If this is ruined, I'm gonna crush your nuts. Look at this. This is ruined, I swear to God. Fast-forward eats the tape.

Gangster #1: — Good evening, gentlemen. A bit late for a stroll, you think?
Joe: — You girls ought to get home.
Jimmy Dix: — Yeah, street lights are on.
Jake: — Shut up, fuckface.
Joe: — I'm fuckface, he's asshole.