The Genie – Character Quotes

I'm history! No, I'm mythology! Nah, I don't care what I am. I'm free!

Today's special moments are tomorrow's memories.

That's a good move. I can't believe it. I'm losing to a rug.

Ohh, that's the problem with doing the right thing. Sometimes you do it by yourself.

I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!

— Quick. Quick. Wish for something outrageous. Say, "I want the Nile". Wish for the Nile. Try that!
— Uh... I wish for the Nile.
— No way!

I understand. You've lied to everyone else. Hey, I was beginning to feel left out.

— You saw the whole world already?
— It's a small world after all, But Agrabah has something that no other place in the world has. You guys!

Never fails. Get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp.

— Genie, I need help.
— All right, Sparky, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do you got it? Tell her the... truth!
— No way. If Jasmine found out I was really some crummy street rat, she'd laugh at me.
— A woman appreciates a man who can make her laugh.