— We should set up a password. Then we can say it to each other so we know it’s us.
— Monkeyslut!
— We are not having ‘monkeyslut’ as a password.
— What are the chances of that being used in a normal conversation? Kind of low, no?
— Alright, just go with it. Monkeyslut.
— Yeeaaah!
— I'm going to take a shit in his bed.
— What?
— I don't think you should do that.
— We need to send a message; let him know he can't fuck with us.
— And how does taking a shit in his bed do that exactly?
— Well, they did it in The Godfather.
— ... They put a horse's head in the bed.
— Well, have you got a horse's head?
— And you, you little freak! What was that on the roof?
— I tried to save you.
— You failed spectacularly, didn't you?