— I wonder. Silly serpent.
— «Silly serpent»?
— Now look here. One more hiss out of you, Hiss, and you are walking to Nottingham.
— Snakes don't walk. They slither.
Robin Hood and Little John walkin' through the forest,
Laughin' back and forth at what the other'n has to say.
Reminiscin' this 'n' that and havin' such a good time,
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, Golly, what a day!
Never ever thinkin' there was danger in the water
They were drinkin'
They just guzzled it down
Never dreamin' that a schemin' sheriff and his posse
Was a-watchin' them and gatherin' around.
Robin Hood and Little John runnin' through the forest,
Jumpin' fences, dodgin' trees and tryin' to get away.
Contemplatin' nothin' but escapin' and finally makin' it
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, Golly, what a day!
Oo-de-lally, oo-de-lally, Golly, what a day!
Well, greetings from your friendly neighborhood tax collector!
— Ah, me. Young love. Oh, it's a grand thing!
— Oh, Klucky, surely he must know how much I still love him.
— But, of course, my dear. Believe me, someday soon, your uncle, King Richard, will have an outlaw for an in-law.
— Oh, Klucky. But when? When?
— Oh, patience, my dear. Patience. Remember, absence makes the heart grow fonder.
— Sorry, Johnny. Guess I was thinking about Maid Marian again... I can't help it. I love her, Johnny!
— Look, why don't you stop moonin' and mopin' around? Just... Just marry the girl.
— Marry her? You don't just walk up to a girl, hand her a bouquet and say, «Hey, remember me? We were kids together. Will you marry me?»... No. It just isn't done that way.
— Oh, excuse me, buster.
— «Buster»? You, sir, have taken my seat.
— Hiss, with you around, who needs a court jester? Now get out there and keep your snake eyes open for you know who.
— You... You mean, I... I'm being dismissed?
— You heard His Mightiness. Move it, creepy. Get lost. Begone, long one.
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