— Why are you shouting?
— One of the scorpions just stung me! Am I gonna die?
— How big?
— Huge!
— Good.
— Good?
— When it comes to scorpions, the bigger the better. Small one bites you, don't keep it to yourself.
— You're a teacher?
— Part-time.
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