— Give everyone a mental age of six, that would make Britain happier. We'd be very easily pleased. Sweets...
— Well, the media are working on that, aren't they?
I knew a landlord of a pub once who used to say to any female customer he liked the look of, "I've got a nine-inch tongue, and I can breathe through my ears!"
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