Valentine's Day's coming? Oh, crap! I forgot to get a girlfriend again!
If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a low IQ or an explosive violent temper, of course you're going to be lonely.
— I haven't felt this happy since Double Soup Tuesday at the orphanarium.
— When I'm with you, every day feels like Double Soup Tuesday.
Don't listen to them, Leela. People said I was dumb, but I proved them!
I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog.