Charles Todd "Chuck" Levine – Character Quotes

— Now, the rings are a symbol of eternity, because in a ring there's no beginning, there is no end 'cause it's a circle.
— That's kind of nice.
— It's not like a triangle. Triangle has, like, a corner in the ends. This one is a circle.
— Okay, we get it.
— Three corners.

What's the matter? You getting cold nuts?

— Going in alive.
— Coming out the same way. Let's go.

— There's only one guy l know who can dance better than that.
— Who?
— The homeless guy from our wedding.

Hey, you. My friend Karl here says you're an ax murderer. ls that true?... See, you're wrong, Karl. This is Karl, by the way. He lives at 845 Rutland Road, Apartment 4C. Right?

— Think like a gay guy. We're gay, we're gay.
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— What do you got?
— Maxi Pads.
— Now we have vaginas? Put it back.