Alan, there comes a time in every man's life when he has to make a choice. Does he wanna be loved or does he wanna get laid? Fourteen years ago you made the wrong choice. You got married. And you wound up with neither. But now, now fate has given you another chance. Welcome it. Embrace it. Grab its pert little ass!
Quote added by Valkyrie 9 10/24/22 at 3:22pm