Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty.
Purr, purr, purr.
— Leonard, I didn't know you play the cello.
— Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
— Why are you crying?
— Because I'm stupid!
— Is the reason for cry? For example, I cry because other are stupid and it makes me sad.
— He's even better than Dad.
— No dog's better than Dad.
— Why are you crying?
— Because I’m stupid!
— That’s no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.
— Woman, you're playing with forces beyond your ken.
— Your Ken can kiss my Barbie.