Parker Selfridge – Character Quotes

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— Look, look, you're supposed to be winning the hearts and the minds of the natives. Isn't that the whole point of your little puppet show? If you look like them and you talk like them, then they'll start trusting us. We build them a school, we teach them English, but after, what, how many years? Relations with the indigenous are only getting worse.
— Yeah, that tends to happen when you use machine guns on them.

Look, Sully. Sully. Just find out what the blue monkeys want. You know, I mean, we try to give them medicine, education, roads. But no, no, no, they like mud. And that wouldn't bother me, it's just that they're... Their damn village happens to be resting on the richest unobtanium deposit within 200 klicks in any direction. I mean, look at all that cheddar!