Merkin Muffley (the President of the United States) – Character Quotes

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room!

Merkin Muffley: — Try one of these Jamaican cigars, ambassador. They're good.
Alexei de Sadeski: — Thank you, no. I do not support the work of imperialist stooges.
Merkin Muffley: — Oh, only Commie stooges, huh?
Buck Turgidson: — Mr. President. You're gonna let that lousy Commie punk vomit all over us like this?