Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb – Movie Quotes

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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Year: 
1964
Tagline: 
«the hot-line suspense comedy»
Country: 
United Kingdom, USA
Genres: 
Comedy, Thriller, Sci-Fi

An insane general triggers a path to nuclear holocaust that a War Room full of politicians and generals frantically tries to stop.

Survival kit contents check. In them, you will find one 45-caliber automatic... two boxes of ammunition... four days' concentrated emergency rations... one drug issue containing antibiotics... morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills... sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills... One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible... $100 in rubles... $100 in gold... nine packs of chewing gum... one issue of prophylactics... three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that stuff.

Survival kit contents check. In them, you will find one 45-caliber automatic... two boxes of ammunition... four days' concentrated emergency rations... one drug issue containing antibiotics... morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills... sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills... One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible... $100 in rubles... $100 in gold... nine packs of chewing gum... one issue of prophylactics... three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that stuff.
Survival kit contents check. In them, you will find one 45-caliber automatic... two boxes of ammunition... four days' concentrated emergency rations... one drug issue containing antibiotics... morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills... sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills... One miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible... $100 in rubles... $100 in gold... nine packs of chewing gum... one issue of prophylactics... three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with that stuff.
Major T. J. «King» Kong
Sarcastic Quotes

Well, boys, I reckon this is it. Nuclear combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies.

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Well, boys, I reckon this is it. Nuclear combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies. Now, look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at making speeches. But I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important... is going on back there. Now, I've got a fair idea of the kind of personal emotions... that some of you fellows may be thinking. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human beings... if you didn't have strong personal feelings about nuclear combat. But I want you to remember one thing: That folks back home is counting on you... and by golly, we ain't about to let them down. Tell you something else. If this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be... I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions... and personal citations when this thing's over with. And that goes for every last one of you... regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now, let's get this thing on the hump. We got some flying to do.
Well, boys, I reckon this is it. Nuclear combat toe-to-toe with the Russkies. Now, look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at making speeches. But I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important... is going on back there. Now, I've got a fair idea of the kind of personal emotions... that some of you fellows may be thinking. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human beings... if you didn't have strong personal feelings about nuclear combat. But I want you to remember one thing: That folks back home is counting on you... and by golly, we ain't about to let them down. Tell you something else. If this thing turns out to be half as important as I figure it just might be... I'd say that you're all in line for some important promotions... and personal citations when this thing's over with. And that goes for every last one of you... regardless of your race, color or your creed. Now, let's get this thing on the hump. We got some flying to do.
Major T. J. «King» Kong

Merkin Muffley: — Try one of these Jamaican cigars, ambassador. They're good.
Alexei de Sadeski: — Thank you, no. I do not support the work of imperialist stooges.
Merkin Muffley: — Oh, only Commie stooges, huh?
Buck Turgidson: — Mr. President. You're gonna let that lousy Commie punk vomit all over us like this?

<b>Merkin Muffley:</b> - Try one of these Jamaican cigars, ambassador. They're good. <b>Alexei de Sadeski:</b> - Thank you, no. I do not support the work of imperialist stooges. <b>Merkin Muffley:</b> - Oh, only Commie stooges, huh? <b>Buck Turgidson:</b> - Mr. President. You're gonna let that lousy Commie punk vomit all over us like this?
<b>Merkin Muffley:</b> - Try one of these Jamaican cigars, ambassador. They're good. <b>Alexei de Sadeski:</b> - Thank you, no. I do not support the work of imperialist stooges. <b>Merkin Muffley:</b> - Oh, only Commie stooges, huh? <b>Buck Turgidson:</b> - Mr. President. You're gonna let that lousy Commie punk vomit all over us like this?
Merkin Muffley (the President of the United States)
Soviet Ambassador Alexei de Sadeski
General Buck Turgidson
Communism
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