— What's in here?
— In there? Water.
— Water?
— Yes. Holy water for St. Michael's monastery.
— Holy water? It's brandy.
— You don't say! Brandy?
— Taste it.
— You're right! It's a miracle! St Michael's performed a miracle. Thank you, St. Michael. St Michael's performed a miracle. Listen up, people! It's incredible but true.