Bender – Character Quotes

Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool.

Wanna kill all humans, baby?

Yeah, but everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. That's my philosophy.

Don't hurt me! I'll betray anyone!

I hate the people who love me. And they hate me.

Do I preach at you when you're lying stoned in the gutter?

If robots can't go to heaven, heaven can come to us!