Testament, Will Quotes

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Now, which brings us to our last item, and again… please excuse the language in Mr. Kowalski's will. I'm simply reading it the way it was written.
«And I'd like to leave my 1972 Gran Torino… to my friend, Thao Vang Lor on the condition that you don't chop-top the roof like one of those beaners don't paint any idiotic flames on it
like some white-trash hillbilly and don't put a big, gay spoiler on the rear end like you see on all the other zipperheads' cars. It just looks like hell. If you can refrain from doing any of that,
it's yours.»

This is Detective Jack Mosley. Shield number 227.
I guess this'll be my last will and testament. This is for Diane.
When this day is over, they're gonna come and... talk to you about this, and they're gonna... they're gonna tell you what happened, Diane. But what they tell you is not really what happened here. So I hope that you get this. I was trying to do a good thing.

My will is easy to decide,
For there is nothing to divide.
My kin don’t need to fuss and moan,
Moss doesn’t cling to a rolling stone.
My body? Oh, if I could choose,
I would to ashes it reduce,
And let the merry breezes blow
My dust to where some flowers grow
Perhaps some fading flower then
Would come to life and bloom again
This is my last and final will -
Good luck to all of you.

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