— So one more question about the characters.
— Shoot.
— What does Mia want?
— Mia wants what all girls want... A guy just gay enough to curl up and watch «Project Runway» with.
— Yeah, and what does Hank want?
— Hank... Oh. Wants to close his eyes and wake up in his own bed next to the love of his life, listening to the sweet, mellifluous sounds of his daughter's heavy-metal guitar coming from the bedroom next.
— You really love them, don't you?
— So much so that the words themselves sound unspeakably lame.