A small-time magician is swept away to an enchanted land and is forced into a power struggle between three witches.
— I... I, too, am a witch. I am Theodora the Good.
— You're not a witch.
— Of course I am.
— Where are all your warts? Where's your broom?
— What would I do with a broom?
— Fly.
— With a broom?
— Nevermind.