— I'll be in charge of the epidural. And as soon as you are ready, I'll have it make you so numb you're gonna feel like you 're passing a marshmallow.
— But that sounds sticky and uncomfortable.
— Passing a unicorn...
— That's a big horse with a horn!
— Passing a rainbow!
— That's better!
— And I was already kind of looking forward to doing all of those parent things you hear about. You know, like changing diapers, first steps, playing catch. Turk was gonna even teach me
how to throw like a guy, so...
— Unless it was a girl, then you could just throw like yourself.
— You spend tons of time with Sam. You call him every night so he can hear your voice. You write him all those stories about unicorns. Seriously, how do you come up with so many?
— They just come to me. And I got to get them out, you know?
— No, I don't know.
— They're magical.