Definition of a Jewish nymphomaniac: A woman who will make love the same day she has her hair done.
Quote added by Sylvia 11/02/21 at 1:11am
Did you ever meet a mother that complained that her child phoned her too often? Me neither.
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A tortoise is, I suppose, a Jewish pet. It knows its place. Out on the lawn. It doesn't bark. It doesn't tear the Dralon.
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