Marnie Olivia Olson – Character Quotes

– I'm sorry, do we have a problem?
– I don't know do you have a problem? Is your brother marrying your arch nemesis?

High school was a horror movie. This weekend is the sequel.

– Ma'am, you must remain seated, it's for your own safety.
– I'm sorry... Heather. This is an emergency. My brother is about to marry the girl who single-handedly ruined my life in high school. So, if you don't mind, would you please BACK OFF?!

– Blurred vision, that can't be good.
– No. Ants carried away her contacts.
– What kind of ants were they?
– I forgot to ask them, but I will next time.

– Shh!
– Please! I've listened to you talk about how your “cats are just like people” for the last 45 minutes.