— Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
— Hey, man. I don't want problems.
— Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me?!
I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He didn't see it in the pouring rain.
He didn't hear me shout «Look out for the train»,
Cause I didn't say anything.
I just thought to myself: «Oh, this is gonna be sad».
And it was.
I am a genius.