Vulgarity Quotes

Elegance brooks no flattery, and the elegant are ever noble. They are like the sea eagles who soar on high to contend with the resounding storms. They will not cater to philistine vulgarity, as one would not cast a flower crown into the mud, staining its dignity.

— I really don't have time to be dealing with your little sex pickle.
— Really? She spent 2 years dealing with yours.

Scrubs

Bob Kelso

— Nurse, suction.
— The patient's not even here yet.
— I know.

The only difference between my life and porn is my life has better lighting.

How I Met Your Mother

— With all due respect, this man is a knight in shining armor. You should be polishing his Lance.
— Excuse me?
— I meant that metaphorically. Not... How it sounded.

It is very vulgar to talk about one's business. Only people like stock-brokers do that, and then merely at dinner parties.

Oscar Wilde

The Importance of Being Earnest

Algernon

If you had a million years to do it in, you couldn't rub out even half the"Fuck you" signs in the world. It is impossible.

J. D. Salinger

The Catcher in the Rye

Holden Caulfield

— "Like a Virgin" is all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The whole song is a metaphor for big dicks.
— No it's not. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable and she's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive.
— Whoa... whoa... time out Greenbay. Tell that bullshit to the tourists.

Reservoir Dogs

Funny Quotes

Death and vulgarity are the only two facts in the nineteenth century that one cannot explain away.

Oscar Wilde

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Lord Henry Wotton

Death

All crime is vulgar, just as all vulgarity is crime.

Oscar Wilde

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Lord Henry Wotton

Criminality, Criminals