Yes, everyone loves a scandal no matter how big or small. After all, what could be more entertaining than watching the downfall of the high and mighty? What could be more amusing than the pubic exposure of hypocritical sinners? Yes, everyone loves a scandal. And if for some reason, you're not enjoying the latest one, well, the next one is always around the corner.
In our family portrait, we look pretty happy.
Let's play pretend, let's act like it comes naturally.
I don't wanna have to split the holidays.
I don't want two addresses.
I don't want a step-brother anyways and I don't want my mom to have to change her last name.
In our family portrait we look pretty happy.
We look pretty normal, let's go back to that.
In our family portrait we look pretty happy.
Let's play pretend, act like it goes naturally.
Daddy don't leave! Daddy don't leave! Daddy don't leave! Turn around please!
Remember that the night you left you took my shining star.
Daddy don't leave! Daddy don't leave! Daddy don't leave! Don't leave us here alone!
In our family portrait we look pretty happy.
(Can we work it out? Can we be a family?).
We look pretty normal, let's go back to that.
(I promise I'll be better, Mommy I'll do anything).
In our family portrait we look pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be a family?)
Let's play pretend act and like it comes so naturally
(I promise I'll be better, Daddy please don't leave)
In our family portrait we look pretty happy
(Can we work it out? Can we be a family?)
We look pretty normal, let's go back to that
(I promise I'll be better, Daddy please don't leave)
— The fools! Under this roof! They should've known Rushworth would bring in a newspaper man.
— Under which roof would it have been better, Mary?