I’m always saying “Glad to’ve met you” to somebody I’m not at all glad I met. If you want to stay alive, you have to say that stuff, though.
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
No one has time any more for anyone else.
— Don't you hate that?
— Hate what?
— Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?
— I don't know. That's a good question.
— That's when you know you've found somebody really special: you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.
When we are happy, we are always good, but when we are good, we are not always happy.
The fact that the alarm clock did not ring has already changed many human destinies.
Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.