Money Quotes

Twenty million dollars' worth of plastic surgery. And that's the face you choose?

Sometimes things are just not worth the money.

You remember that? And that time you told me that money wasn't real? Well, old man... I'm 42 years old... and I finally realize what you were trying to tell me... so many years ago. I finally understand.

Don't think about money. That's all I got is money.

Oh, listen, you know the 50,000 I promised you? Couldn't get it. So I brought you 75 instead.

Ed has been playing cards since he could lift 'em up. And he soon discovered that he had a big advantage. It's not that he's good with cards, or even good at counting them. It's that he's good with reading people's reactions no matter how subtle. And everybody has reactions. Especially when it comes to money.

— Seriously? You don't have any money?
— Attachment to the material is detachment from the spiritual.
— I'll tell the guys at the deli. Maybe they'll make you a metaphysical ham and rye.
— Wait, wait, wait. I think I have two hundred.
— Dollars?
— Rupees.
— Which is?
— A... buck and a half.

— How much do you want for these muskets?
— Seven hundred each.
— What's that, a pound for every year they have been around? I know they're antiques, but I ain't paying antique prices. Pause.