— Did this background bring out your feminine side? Do you even have such a thing?
— Only when I take hold of my dick, pull it back behind my legs and through my ass. No, I’m kidding. I’m actually a very emotional person. Even asking me that question is sexist, and I admit I am a sexist – I hate all men. I want to be the only man on this planet. I have learned that people take advantage of you if you display an emotional side. I can be brutal, but also sensitive.
— Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
— No. Have you?
Explanation:
Private Vasquez is a woman
Reading a self-help book doesn't make you less of a man.