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Iris, in the movies we have leading ladies and we have the best friend. You, I can tell, are a leading lady. But for some reason, you're behaving like the best friend.

The Holiday

You're all pretty much fucked. You don't know it yet, but you're the NINJA generation. No income. No job. No assets. You got a lot to look forward to.

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps

Life's short. Talk Fast.

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live.

— I hear you owe that boy a significant debt.
— Only my life. Not all that significant, I'm afraid.

But at least the way was clear now. When you step off a cliff, your life takes a very definite direction.

— You've a very poor opinion of your fellow man.
— I have the opinion that life has taught me.

— Why are you and morn still together?
— I think as you get older... you... find yourself needing someone to hold accountable for life not turning out exactly as you'd imagined it.

The Professor

Olivia Brown

The Professor Richard Brown

Ironic Quotes

Life

One must be serious about something, if one wants to have any amusement in life.

Oscar Wilde

The Importance of Being Earnest

— You all right?
— I just got bit by a dead bear.
— Aye. You did.
— Funny old life.

— Killing a man can turn him into a martyr. Letting him live... tells the world he's a coward or a turncoat.
— So what are you?
— Aggrieved.

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

Ah, on what little things does happiness depend! I have read all that the wise men have written, and all the secrets of philosophy are mine, yet for want of a red rose is my life made wretched.

Oscar Wilde

The Nightingale and the Rose