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Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it!

Explanation:

turning to Rachel, who decided to start an independent life

— Phoebe? Do you have a plan?
— I don't even have a "pla."

— You suicidal?
— Only in the morning.

The world is my lesbian wedding.

— Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
— Hey, man. I don't want problems.
— Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me?!

So do us all a favor before you catch a cold.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

— Grace?
— No. it's Debbie, the sister whose life you're not wasting.

Can we just agree on a minimum safe distance or do I have to file a restrainer order?

10 Things I Hate About You

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All my life, I've had this strange feeling

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that there's something big and
sinister going on in the world.

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The dufficulty is to find then to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.

I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He didn't see it in the pouring rain.
He didn't hear me shout «Look out for the train»,
Cause I didn't say anything.

I just thought to myself: «Oh, this is gonna be sad».
And it was.
I am a genius.