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— Bill, you've been running the Maid of the Mist for 23 years now. Tell me. Why do you think I didn't get the anchor job?
— Hey, man. I don't want problems.
— Is it my hair, Bill? Are my teeth not white enough? Or like the great falls, is the bedrock of my life eroding beneath me?!

Bruce Almighty

Bruce Nolan

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 02/14/21 at 4:59pm

So do us all a favor before you catch a cold.

Posted by Alice_Fox 01/17/21 at 2:09am

— Grace?
— No. it's Debbie, the sister whose life you're not wasting.

Posted by Dmitrii Kuznecov 02/14/21 at 5:06pm

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Posted by Kabuto 12/30/13 at 11:33am

Can we just agree on a minimum safe distance or do I have to file a restrainer order?

10 Things I Hate About You

Posted by Valkyrie 9 08/08/22 at 6:27am

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The dufficulty is to find then to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.

Posted by Nemo 08/28/17 at 10:23am

I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He didn't see it in the pouring rain.
He didn't hear me shout «Look out for the train»,
Cause I didn't say anything.

I just thought to myself: «Oh, this is gonna be sad».
And it was.
I am a genius.

Posted by Viktoria_Grinvih 04/24/16 at 10:10pm

Will the weight of life lift me?

Posted by SiaFurler 04/29/17 at 8:02am