Ideals Quotes

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— ... I didn't bail on you. I got arrested.
— Oh, and here I thought you were just a jerk. Turns out you're also a criminal!
— I didn't even do anything. The charges were dropped. So let it go.
— Don't.
— Then what do you want from me?
Nothing. I've seen red flags from you ever since I met you. In fact, you look like Communist China!
— What the hell am I doing here? It's like talking to a brick wall. You make up your mind, and that's that!
— Don't turn this around on me. I didn't do anything wrong.
— Oh, of course not. You're perfect.
— I am not.
— Have fun up here in your perfect world all by your perfect self.

— What are you looking for? Who's your perfect guy?
— Well, first of all, he's too humble to know he's perfect.
— That's me.
— He's intelligent, supportive, funny...
— Intelligent, supportive, funny. Me, me, me.
— He's romantic and courageous.
— Me also.
— He's got a good body but he doesn't have to look in the mirror every two minutes.
— I have a great body, and sometimes I go months without looking.
— He's kind, sensitive and gentle. He's not afraid to cry in front of me.
— This is a man we're talking about, right?
— He likes animals, children, and he'll change poopy diapers.
— Does he have to use the word «poopy»?
— Oh, and he plays an instrument, and he loves his mother.
— I am really close on this one. Really, really close.