Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met. ... See, I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh, I get it. It's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: ... Great.
— Is your friend quiet mad?
— Ho, he's an arsehole, but it's an easy mistake.
Oh. When I've been drinking, sometimes I tend to get overly friendly.
— I'm sorry, Jack, but there is an old friend who wants to see you first.
— I'm not certain I can survive any more visits from old friends.
— The bastard of Winterfell.
— The dwarf of Casterly Rock.
“Why doesn’t he go and speak to them? Don’t you think they’re attractive?”
“I think they’re very attractive,” Abe agreed. “I just don’t think they’re attractive, that’s all.”
— Honor made you leave, honor brought you back.
— My friends brought me back.
— I didn't say it was your honor.
I mean, sometimes friendship involves, like, unpleasant shit. And that's all this is. But I'm a fucking awesome friend, so, like, I'm always happy to do that shit.
— You haven't been a very good friend, either. Do you realize that not once have you asked me about my relationship with Kit?
— Dude, did you just drop me from a 40-foot cliff? I mean, you want to talk about a friend, man, you went behind my back, and blackmailed your way into getting your girlfriend.
— I've never been very good at friends.
— For starters, it does help when you know the person. I hardly know anything about you except that you're stubborn and good with a bow.
— That about sums me up.
— No, there's more than that, you just don't want to tell me.
— It's like I said, I'm...
— See, Katniss, the way the whole friend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
— The deep stuff?
— Yeah.
— Uh-oh. Like what?
— Like, uh... What's your favorite color?
— Well, now you've stepped over the line.
Antipathy — the sentiment inspired by one's friend's friend.
