Fines Quotes

— Put it in the glove compartment.
— No, no. I don't do that anymore.
— Oh, yeah? Good man.
— No, it's full up already. Put it in the back seat.

— Hold it right there, pal. Step up here, please.
— What did I do?
— Stand there. What'd you do? Jaywalking. I saw you. I have to cite you.
— Jaywalking? Oh, Jesus, come on.
— Can you handle this or should I radio for backup?

Ron is, hands down, the best director of daytime drama. Did they tell you not to call it a soap yet? If anybody calls it a soap opera, Rita fines them a quarter. It's how she got her car.