— What's your proof?
— He's wearing a wedding band.
— And it never occurred to you that maybe she's his wife?
— No married man kisses his wife like that.
— Okay. Well, it's a good thing you were never the deciding member on a jury is all I'm saying. "No married man kisses his wife like that"? Are you stoned?
Mr. Frisbee, until my husband is released from Happy Acres, I am in charge here.
My husband’s in the Army, which means we all are.
Sometimes I wish it was as simple as this postcard somebody sent me once.