Country Quotes

18 quotes

— Do you, at this time, have any fear of returning to your own country?
— No.
— OK. Let me try it again. Your country's at war. There are men in the streets with guns. Political persecution.
— Yes. It's terrible.
— Yeah, it's horrible. And God only knows what could happen. Innocent people are torn from their beds.
— On Tuesdays. I hate Tuesdays.
— So you're afraid?
— From what?
— Krakozhia. You're afraid of Krakozhia.
— Krakozhia? No, I am not afraid from Krakozhia. I'm a little afraid of this room.
— I'm talking about bombs. I'm talking about human dignity. Human rights. Viktor, please don't be afraid to tell me you're afraid of Krakozhia.
— Is home. I am not afraid from my home.

– How do you like your coffee machine?
– It's, uh, really nice. But I can't accept it. I'm sorry.
– What, are you a government employee?! Hey, I got this for an amazing price in an auction.
– In a what?
– An auction. On the Internet Ebay… I pick the times when the whole country's glued to the television. Prices drop 70%, 80%. Like during the super bowl. Got myself a home entertainment system, eight speakers and a receiver for only $1,000! Would've cost $4,500 retail… Anyway, thursday was the "American Idol" finale. And I thought of you. So I went online and grabbed this.