Cost Quotes

Sometimes things are just not worth the money.

— Hey, where did you find those?
— In the box, under my seat.
— Are they heavy?
— Yeah.
— Then they're expensive. Put them back.

There's an old saying. You can have it fast. You can have it good. You can have it cheap. Pick two.

Very few things that are worthwhile in life come without a cost.

— How much these billboards cost?
— About the same as a tractor-trailer.