Clothes Quotes

50 quotes

— Are you sure this... stuff is authentic?
— Of course. Haven't you ever seen a Western?
— Yeah, I have, Doc. Clint Eastwood never wore anything like this.
— Clint who?
— That's right. You haven't... heard of him yet.
— Marty, you have to wear the boots. You can't wear those futuristic things... back in 1885. You shouldn't even be wearing them... here in 1955.

— Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt.
— You were serious about that?
— It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
— Some people here might find your outfit offensive.
— Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing.
— Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included!
— Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?