— Are you a mod or a rocker?
— I'm a mocker.
She was a curious woman, whose dresses always looked as if they had been designed in a rage and put on in a tempest.
Now these are very silly little boots, Jones. And this is a very silly little dress. And these are... fuck me, absolutely enormous panties!
— This is... impossible.
— Those pyjamas are impossible. This happened.
Black dress and a silent part make every woman appear-smart.
Schwarz Gewand und Schweigsamkeit kleidet jeglich Weib — gescheidt.
— These clothes look stupid.
— You're 10. No one cares.
With an evening coat and a white tie... anybody, even a stockbroker, can gain a reputation for being civilised.
— Here, put these on.
— I wore these yesterday.
— They're still extremely stylish. Put them on.
— How much did you pay for the suit you'll be wearing?
— Oh, I don't pay for suits. My suits are on the house or the house burns down.
So okay, I don't want to be a traitor to my generation and all but I don't get how guys dress today. I mean, come on, it looks like they just fell out of bed and put on some baggy pants and take their greasy hair — ew — and cover it up with a backwards cap and we're supposed to swoon? I don't think so.