Childbirth, Delivery Quotes

— But you're giving birth here!
— What did you think? I ain't knitting!

— And you handle this.
— What? Me?
— Yeah, it's easy. You just catch.
— Are you sure he knows what he's doing?
— He does it all the time. Let the man work.

— OK, one more time, I can see the head!
— The head...?

Once you've seen the inside of somebody's stomach, I think your relationships with that person probably moves on to... what? A new lever?

— You're gonna be all right. The women always get nervous before labor.
— I am not a woman.
— Oh, but pregnant people... Things get nervous. Everybody gets nervous before labor.