Single ladies must live, and their passbooks are compressed diaries.
— You wish?
— The cash register.
— Look at one.
— Look what I have here. What do you say to it?
— Beautiful weapon. Which caliber?
— 11 mm. Yugoslavian product. The pustet one elephant away.
— What has to do this with Yugoslavia?
— It pustet also a cashier in Paris away.
— This will happen if you scream.
— But why should I scream?
We need to remind politicians they don't work for the big banks — they work for us.
If you owe the bank $100, that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.