Army Quotes

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— All right, sweethearts. What are you waiting for? Breakfast in bed? Another glorious day in the corps. A day in the Marine Corps is like a day on the farm... every meal's a banquet, every paycheck a fortune, every formation a parade. I love the corps!
— Man, this floor is freezing!
— What do you want me to do? Fetch your slippers for ya?
— Gee, would you, sir? I'd like that.
— Look into my eye.

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist-shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here... who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy-fucking-godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. I will P. T. You all until you fucking die. I'll P. T. You until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?

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Monsieur le Président! Mes troupes, qui ont défilé devant vous, sont heureuses de pouvoir rendre hommage au chef très respecté d'un Etat ami et allié. Vous connaissez la sympathie que l’armée russe éprouve pour l’excellente armée française. Nos armées constituent une véritable fraternité d’armes. Nous pouvons constater avec satisfaction que cette force imposante n’est pas destinée à soutenir des aspirations agressives, mais au contraire à renforcer le maintien de la paix mondiale et la préservation de ces nobles principes qui favorisent le progrès et assurent le bien-être des nations. Je lève mon verre à la gloire et à la prospérité de la courageuse armée française!

Mr. President! My troops, which have paraded in front of you, are happy to have the opportunity to pay tribute to the highly respected head of a friendly and allied state. You know the sympathy that the Russian army has for the excellent French army. Our armies are a true brotherhood in arms. We may note with satisfaction that this imposing force is not intended to support aggressive aspirations, but, on the contrary, to strengthen the maintenance of world peace and the preservation of those lofty principles that promote progress and ensure the welfare of nations. I raise a glass to the glory and prosperity of the brave French army!

As a grunt in the Army of Red Mist, Mogul Khan set his sights on the rank of Red Mist General. In battle after battle he proved his worth through gory deed. His rise through the ranks was helped by the fact that he never hesitated to decapitate a superior. Through the seven year Campaign of the Thousand Tarns, he distinguished himself in glorious carnage, his star of fame shining ever brighter, while the number of comrades in arms steadily dwindled. On the night of ultimate victory, Axe declared himself the new Red Mist General, and took on the ultimate title of 'Axe.' But his troops now numbered zero. Of course, many had died in battle, but a significant number had also fallen to Axe's blade. Needless to say, most soldiers now shun his leadership. But this matters not a whit to Axe, who knows that a one-man army is by far the best.

— Tommy, Tommy, sweetheart... why would a man whose medals rust at the bottom of the Saltley canal want to help the British military?
— Because I've been offered three five-year contracts to supply military vehicles to the British forces in India, Ceylon, Singapore and Burma, total value — 2 million pounds.
— And there'll be no strikes in your factory because Jessie Eden will be in your bed. Tommy, this can only happen if you're still alive.
— I'm planning on staying live. If I'm dead, you can all go back to being what you were. The British Army came to me, Ada. I said, "Why not?"
— They'll put that on your grave, Tom. 'Tommy Shelby — "Why not?"'

— General, are you tryin' to tell me in all this man's military... there is no room left for a trained weapon of destruction?
— The fighting is no longer done on the battlefields, Payne. Now all the blood is shed in the halls of Congress. Boys like us are becoming dinosaurs.
— There gotta be somebody need some killin'.
— I'm sorry, Major, there's no one left. You've killed 'em all.