America Quotes

Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states. Good job, America.

America had often been discovered before Columbus, but it had always been hushed up.

Oscar Wilde

Ironic Quotes

— How did you find America?
— Turned left at Greenland.

England and America are two countries separated by the same language.

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The Canterville Ghost - Oscar Wilde

"Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women."
"It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it," said Lord Henry.

Oscar Wilde

The Picture of Dorian Gray

Half of the American people have never read a newspaper. Half never voted for President. One hopes it is the same half.

While you Americans... you are fighting for the biggest nothing in history!

Apocalypse Now

Hubert de Marais

War

It was wonderful to find America but it would have been more wonderful to miss it.

Mark Twain

Sarcastic Quotes

Good Americans, when they die, go to Paris.

Thomas Gold Appleton

We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.

Oscar Wilde

The Canterville Ghost

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Mafia's messenger: — You are cynical bastard, you know that?
Barack Obama on TV: — To reclaim the American dream and reaffirm that fundamental truth that out of many, we are one.
Mafia's messenger: — You hear that line? Line's for you.
Jackie Cogan: — Don't make me laugh. We're one people. It's a myth created by Thomas Jefferson.
Mafia's messenger: — Oh, now you're gonna have a go at Jefferson?
Jackie Cogan: — My friend, Jefferson's an American saint... because he wrote the words, “All men are created equal“... words he clearly didn't believe, since he allowed his own children to live in slavery. He was a rich wine snob who was sick of paying taxes to the Brits... so, yeah, he wrote some lovely words and aroused the rabble... and they went out and died for those words... while he sat back and drank his wine and fucked his slave girl. This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community. Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America, you're on your own. Americas not a country. it's just a business. Now fucking pay me.