The only person who gets to torture my brother is me.
Wednesday: Your followers are clearly imbeciles. They respond to your stories with insipid little pictures.
Enid: Uh, you mean, emojis? It's how people express their feelings. I realize that's a foreign concept to you.
Wednesday: When I look at you, the following emojis come to mind. Rope, shovel, hole.
— Why are you dressed like religious fanatics?
— We're pilgrims.
— Potato, po-tah-to.
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