Two and a Half Men – Series Quotes [Season 8, Episode 12]

100 quotes

Two and a Half Men

Year:

2003 – 2015

Tagline:

«Charlie Lives! (syndication)»

Country:

USA

Genres:

Comedy, Melodrama

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

— So, what happened?... She's so hot.
— ... For everyone gorgeous woman in the world, there's a guy out there who's tired of banging her.

Explanation:

Charlie broke up with Courtney, although they had a stormy relationship

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— Let me ask you something. What do you think being truly intimate with a woman is?
— Not using a condom?

Explanation:

at a psychiatrist's appointment

Dr. Linda Freeman

You're a saint for having sex with my brother. No, really... It's like taking a bird with a busted wing and putting him in a shoebox and feeding him with an eyedropper. You know he's never gonna fly, but you give it your best shot. Alan's the bird.

Explanation:

Drunk Charlie came into the room to Alan and Lynsey, who were having sex and distracted them. Shaming Alan in front of Linsey.

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