— Bonjour! Are you a friend of Charlie's?
— I'm his brother. So, no.
Explanation:
Another girl comes down from Charlie's room.
— Uncle Charlie's a genius.
— In a sense. But there's book smart and "look smart".
Explanation:
Charlie gave his nephew good advice on how to please the most beautiful girl in the class.
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