Thank you God I don't believe in!
Common things are common, Adam. If you hear hooves clip-clopping outside of your bedroom window, it could be a zebra. But realistically it's gonna be a horse.
— Can I put a hand on your tummy?
— How cold are they?
— A bit.
— That's good. It means they ain't just been inside another patient then.
— Means they haven't been inside a living patient.
Yeah, we all make mistakes. Doesn't mean that we're bad at our jobs. If we learn from them they're what make us better.
You just need to be less of a wallflower. It's dog eat dog in this place. And... the dogs eat wallflowers.
— It's okay, Andrea, everything's gonna be fine. You'll have a baby in five minutes.
— And is free?
— Yep free, completely free. We're not even allowed to accept tips.
— Are you a real doctor?
— Fair question. Though strangely one you've asked me after showed me your vagina.
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