I know you're concerned about disappointing me, but I want you to take comfort from the knowledge that my expectations of you are very low.
What are you looking at? You've never seen a hypocrite before?
Soft kitty, warm kitty.
Little ball of fur.
Sleepy kitty, happy kitty.
Purr, purr, purr.
— Leonard, I didn't know you play the cello.
— Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in advanced placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough.
A little misunderstanding? Galileo and the Pope had a little misunderstanding.
— Why are you crying?
— Because I'm stupid!
— Is the reason for cry? For example, I cry because other are stupid and it makes me sad.
Sheldon knows football? I mean Quidditch, sure, but football?
If «ifs» and «buts» were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry Christmas.
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