The 10th Kingdom – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 4]

— I think you know what I'm worried about.
— Is it your hair? I know it's falling out!
— Not my hair, my daughter!
— Your daughter?
— Yes, I need to know if your... intentions are honorable.
— No, not really.
— No?!
— Well I can't deny it. I mean, they're bordering, hovering, teetering on the dishonorable.
— He'll have her on her back before you can say, «Happy ever-after».

— I have a hard time trusting people. I just never wanna jump unless... I'm sure somebody's gonna catch me.
— Oh, I'll catch you. And if I miss for any reason, I'll sit by your bedside and nurse you back to health.

An army marches on its stomach.

The old ways are the best.

— Tell me it's just this town.
— Well, it is a magic love town. And flowers only grow where there are seeds. Fireworks only happen when there's stuff in the rockets already.
— Maybe there is destiny.