The 10th Kingdom – Series Quotes [Season 1, Episode 2]

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The 10th Kingdom
Year: 
2000
Country: 
United Kingdom, Germany, USA
Genres: 
Comedy, Melodrama, Fantasy

A father and daughter are caught in a parallel universe where the great Queens Snow White (Camryn Manheim), Cinderella (Ann-Margret), and Riding Hood III (Kim Thomson) have had their kingdoms fragmented by warring trolls, giants, and goblins.

— Well, hello! Rescue is at hand!
— Don't come any nearer!
— Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realized I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it. «Breaking the Cycle». «Heal Yourself in Seven Days». «Stop Blaming Yourself, Please». «And Help for the Bedwetting Child», which I picked up by mistake but I've got them all!
— You come an inch closer and I swear I'll shout my head off.
— Ooo, that is what's known as an empty threat. I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me.
— I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother!
— Oh, no! I was just being playful. See wolfies just pretend to do naughty things. I would have never really eaten her, she was tough old bird. I wouldn't hurt a sausage. Butter would not melt in my mouth. Well, it would melt, of course it would melt, but very slowly.

- Well, hello! Rescue is at hand! - Don't come any nearer! - Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realized I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it. «Breaking the Cycle». «Heal Yourself in Seven Days». «Stop Blaming Yourself, Please». «And Help for the Bedwetting Child», which I picked up by mistake but I've got them all! - You come an inch closer and I swear I'll shout my head off. - Ooo, that is what's known as an empty threat. I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me. - I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother! - Oh, no! I was just being playful. See wolfies just pretend to do naughty things. I would have never really eaten her, she was tough old bird. I wouldn't hurt a sausage. Butter would not melt in my mouth. Well, it would melt, of course it would melt, but very slowly.
- Well, hello! Rescue is at hand! - Don't come any nearer! - Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realized I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it. «Breaking the Cycle». «Heal Yourself in Seven Days». «Stop Blaming Yourself, Please». «And Help for the Bedwetting Child», which I picked up by mistake but I've got them all! - You come an inch closer and I swear I'll shout my head off. - Ooo, that is what's known as an empty threat. I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me. - I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother! - Oh, no! I was just being playful. See wolfies just pretend to do naughty things. I would have never really eaten her, she was tough old bird. I wouldn't hurt a sausage. Butter would not melt in my mouth. Well, it would melt, of course it would melt, but very slowly.
- Well, hello! Rescue is at hand! - Don't come any nearer! - Don't worry, I'm not who I used to be. I've had extensive therapy. I realized I have been using food as a substitute for love and I have the books to prove it. «Breaking the Cycle». «Heal Yourself in Seven Days». «Stop Blaming Yourself, Please». «And Help for the Bedwetting Child», which I picked up by mistake but I've got them all! - You come an inch closer and I swear I'll shout my head off. - Ooo, that is what's known as an empty threat. I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I get the feeling you still don't completely trust me. - I don't trust you at all! You tried to eat my grandmother! - Oh, no! I was just being playful. See wolfies just pretend to do naughty things. I would have never really eaten her, she was tough old bird. I wouldn't hurt a sausage. Butter would not melt in my mouth. Well, it would melt, of course it would melt, but very slowly.
Wolf (half-wolf - half-human)
Virginia Lewis
Season 1
Episode 2
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